The self-consciously clever dialogue, the gratuitous pop-culture references, the made-up phrases intended to convey a specific high school ethos—they're all there. Even though fembot Megan Fox is an excellent fit to spit out these witty quips, it's all so familiar, it makes you wonder whether Cody has any other weapons in her arsenal.
Part of the allure of the Showtime series Cody created, The United States of Tara—beyond the versatility of its fabulous star, Toni Collette—is the humour she finds in everyday suburbia, the reality and the absurdity. And that's actually the best part of Jennifer's Body, too.
Never mind that it's a mash-up of horror flick and teen comedy: When her characters are talking about regular stuff like toxic female friendships, awkward adolescent sex and high-school dances, it's funny in a relatable way. It's when Cody tries too hard to dazzle us that she loses her footing; meanwhile, director Karyn Kusama (Girlfight, Aeon Flux) struggles in her own way to find the right tone amid these two divergent genres.
The result: Jennifer's Body is never scary and it's only sporadically amusing.
Fox is a great choice, though, to play Jennifer, the queen bee who longs to flee the small town of Devil's Kettle. Here, the Transformers star gets to show what she can do when given the chance to speak, and not just run from angry, shape-shifting trucks in a tight denim miniskirt. Granted, playing a sexy, popular cheerleader probably wasn't a huge stretch for her, but hey—it works.
One night, after attending a concert by her favourite band that goes disastrously awry, Jennifer seems... different. This is immediately obvious to her childhood best friend, the nerdy Needy (Amanda Seyfried, rendered vaguely mousy beneath glasses and stringy hair). But eventually the whole town realises something is wrong when boys' bodies start turning up bloodied and eviscerated.
Jennifer, meanwhile, is more radiant and confident than ever—and strangely indifferent to the campus-wide catharsis in which everyone else is wallowing, a groupthink phenomenon that was parodied so well in Heathers and the recent World's Greatest Dad.
Trouble is, we all know what the deal is. There's no mystery to engage us, no real frights to jolt us, just a waiting game until the rest of the town catches onto Jennifer's homicidal tendencies. The explanation of what's gotten into Jennifer, courtesy of the band's lead singer (Adam Brody in eye liner), provides a good little dig at the posers who populate indie rock.
Seyfried, with her petite frame and big eyes, is a great choice to play an unlikely heroine who finds unexpected inner strength. The interaction Needy has with her shy, sweet boyfriend (Chip Simmons) helps provide the film with some substance. But then the much-hyped make-out session between Needy and Jennifer comes out of nowhere, feels wedged-in and provides no insight on the intensity of high-school girls' relationships, as Cody has said she intended.
Instead, like the rest of the movie, it's just not as hot as it could have been.
Jennifer's Body, a 20th Century Fox release, is rated R for sexuality, bloody violence, language and brief drug use.
Rating: Two stars out of four.