Rihanna, who whisked more than 150 journalists and fans to join her 777 Tour to promote her new album 'Unapologetic', has promised that her next trip will include "more people, more cities and more time with fans".
The 24-year-old singer only spent time with guests on the first and last night of the tour - leaving the VIPs festering in their own self-pity and jaded optimism that they might share another cognac with her.
At one point, it got so bad that an Australian media type decided to protest and stripped completely naked and did a slightly awkward run through the plane.
Others mocked up sarcastic "MISSING" posters with the Where Have You Been singer's face printed on.
Amidst all this, the 'Umbrella' hitmaker has already talking about doing it again for her next album - with more people, more cities and more booze. Good luck with that.
Despite the fact that she heard most of the people on board checked for their emergency parachutes and life jackets in a drastic attempt to get off the plane, Rihanna was pretty happy with it all.
"I was glad I did this. absolutely. Tonight is the night everything we did this week goes off," the Mirror quoted her as saying.
"I know you guys got barely any dirt.
"But I had to be good. I still sound like s**t. It's impossible to spend time with everybody, and I'm sorry I didn't. But this was excellent and I would definitely do it again.
"I would do this next time with more people, more cities and sit back the fans more.
"I had to preserve my health. Normally, I'd be back here popping bottles with y'all.
"I had to preserve my voice. I was worried about my body more than partying on the plane, so I had to just sleep whenever I could. I hope you guys had as much fun as I did," she said.
Rihanna posted this picture on Instagram with the picture "All alone in my big ole jet!!! See you soon lover".