While there's an earnest follow-up on the celebrity wedding of the year, the rest of the twitteratti have resorted to cracking jokes. And they range from politics to size zero! Here's the roundup:
Nick-Vars: Today Saif Ali Khan will enter that holy state of matrimony, which he describes as that 'sacred bond' between a man and his 2 wives.
AAR.MOHAN: Saif Ali Khan son and daughter - "Aaj mere baap ki shaadhi hai"
Amit Jain: Dear Arvind Kejriwal, can you plz also expose the reason behind Rahul Gandhi not getting married even once and Saif Ali Khan marrying twice?
Chanchal hasina: Saif Ali Khan now has 3 official kids. Saif Ali Khan and Kareena Kapoor set to marry today.
Honey: Saif Ali Khan has asked for Amul macho underwears as dowry.
Priest @UdaasPriest: Saif Kareena wedding is a tribute to Navratri. A guy with 1 dandiya stick is marrying a girl who's completely made of dandiya sticks.
@cliffordsouza: Hey Kareena, better sorry than Saif
@ohfakenews: Shahid Kapoor ex-boyfrnd of kareena and Amrita Singh the ex-wife of Saif were seen drinking rum together in 'Pyaase Bar'.
@indiantweeter: Just in : ruckus at Saif Kareena's house after their maid played the 'main Kya karoon ram mujhe Buddha mil Gaya ' song