Based on the bizarre statements made by various leaders and spokespersons in 2012, we can now come out with a list of the year’s “Daffy Definitions”, most of them with a Congress flavour…
The Republic of India: Is nothing but a Banana Republic where a poor son-in-law of the most powerful person in India can be unfairly targeted by mango people. It results in the great mental trauma of ultimately deleting one’s Facebook account of that concerned son-in-law who is a poor businessman caught in politics.
Common people: They are nothing but mango people who keep targeting innocent Banana Republic elitists and also gutter snipes that emerge from the gutters and make baseless allegations at these very same elitists.
Superpower: There is only one superpower in the world and that is Saudi Arabia. It ruled the 20th century. If India has to be the Superpower of the 21st Century, then it has to be more like Saudi Arabia and that can be made possible only by the youth who now have to demand a dictatorial government and push for a ban on women drivers.
Text: Sunil Rajguru
Image: After allegations were labelled against him over his property dealings with DLF, Robert Vadra, son-in-law of Congress chief Sonia Gandhi went on to delete his Facebook account.