V: Welcome to the first edition of What you Didn't Know about WC 2011. I am VarshaChogle, and I am here with HoshniThobda, GurjotKaddu and Random Firang, and we are live at the Chinnaswamy Stadium in Bangalore analysing the match between Ireland and India that just ended.
H: I like cricket.
R: Its actually Bengaluru, not Bangalore.
G: Shut up R, you only speak when spoken to. You are only here to make people think that cricket is a global sport.
V: Well, isn't cricket a global sport?
G: No, chchchchogle, it is not. Cricket is like the Commonwealth Games, where all the countries who were colonized or otherwise ground down by Britain get together and take turns beating England at their own game. Of course now it's all commercialised and the honest sentiments are all but forgotten.
Image: Players shake hands after Ireland beat England by three wickets during the Cricket World Cup match between England and Ireland in Bangalore, India, Wednesday, March 2, 2011.