Author: Satyen K Bordoloi

One of the biggest doomsday scenarios peddled by AI scaremongers is massive layoffs writes Satyen K. Bordoloi calling it a one-sided, flawed argument outweighed by opportunities to redefine the entire jobs market. This Bollywood producer with a small office in Indian cinemas ‘khau-galli’ – New Link Road in Andheri West where most big producers have their offices, had just discovered ChatGPT. I had been writing for him for a few months but he was not happy. He showed me a few pages of a story we were working on, proclaimed it masterly and informed me it was generated on ChatGPT.…

Don’t pick unknown calls from these hotspots as you could be bait for cybercriminals says Satyen K. Bordoloi as he uses a new report to survey the lay of India’s cybercrime landscape and divine reasons for the same. The day was boringly usual for Mr Radhakrishnan of Kozhikode till he received a video call from an unknown number. It turned out to be a friend, in trouble now, who requested ₹40,000. He transferred it. Only when he got another call asking for more that he squirmed. He dialled the actual number of the same friend and he seemed well. He…

While debunking alien sightings on Earth in Part 1 of this article, Satyen K. Bordoloi contends that we might have conclusive proof of life on other planets within a decade while outlining the philosophical and cultural underpinning that make us believe in E.T. The hilarious 2011 comedy Paul is a parody of alien films, especially Steven Spielbergs. In one of its funniest scenes a woman who believes in god and hence disbelieves evolution says, “Nothing that you can say or do can shake my belief or faith in the sure and certain knowledge that God made heaven and earth and…

While debunking the alleged alien body displayed in Mexico a few days ago, Satyen K. Bordoloi – in this two-part series – still claims that the existence of aliens is both a scientific inevitability and a social, cultural and psychological necessity for humans. In the 2011 comedy Paul, two British nerds visiting Area 51 – long believed to be the site of a secret government alien research facility – encounter an actual alien. This foul-mouthed, cigarette-smoking, bus-driving alien had been living on Earth for decades (even consulted Spielberg for his films in the 70s). As the three make a run…

Even as the war cry against AI gathers a hurricane, Satyen K. Bordoloi questions the very foundation on which this fearmongering rests – AI’s purported intelligence. Robots, back when there were none in the world, were called automatons. The idea of what a robot would be was simple. It would be an automation machine. That is the foundation upon which almost all of modern technological innovation rests: create systems and machines that automate our work. Artificial Intelligence – so far – is the pinnacle of that idea. However, it seems to have been forgotten by both sides using AI: the…

Despite being romanticised as futuristic; robots are already an indispensable part of our lives not only making it better but also exploring outer worlds like the Moon and Mars writes Satyen K. Bordoloi highlighting how AI is turbocharging the industry. In the film, The Bicentennial Man, a house robot with an AI brain is bought by a family. It is gauche and unable to hold even a small glass horse model, breaks it. With time though, the robot learns to fit in, managing not just fragile things, but householders’ delicate egos. Roombas will go down in history as the first…

After researchers found ChatGPT getting worse at a few skills, many were surprised but they shouldn’t have been writes Satyen K. Bordoloi as he lines up some usual suspects for this crime against AI. In 2016 Microsoft released one of the first AI chatbots called Tay on Twitter to show its AI chops. The idea was for Tay to learn from its interaction with users via reinforcement learning. Within hours though, Tay started posting venomous, abusive comments. Microsoft shut it down 16 hours later. The issue wasn’t that Tay didn’t work. The problem was Tay worked really well. So well…

The most watched viral video this year is an altered deep fake table tennis clip, finds Satyen K. Bordoloi as he decodes what this means for us all. Unless you’re a digital sanyasi, you’ve seen this summer’s blockbuster social media hit. A human is playing ping pong with a robot. The robot moves with unbelievably fluidity. In the final moments, the bot nonchalantly – almost insultingly – hits a deft cross its human opponent can’t reach. Appearing sometime in July, the most popular upload of this video on YouTube has 103 million views so far. Dozens of others have reposted…

The world became liveable for primates like us because of photosynthesis done by leaves and today scientists are working to make its artificial variant to again solve a lot of our problems writes Satyen K. Bordoloi. Back in the dinosaur age, the earth was not ready for humans. The atmosphere was rich in carbon dioxide. But the trees and their leaves were enormous. That meant they used sunlight, took in carbon dioxide and released oxygen in a process we named photosynthesis. Oxygen in the atmosphere grew – and along with other factors like cooling of the planet and plant diversity…

The discovery of the connection between genetics and pure mathematics highlights again how the universe is more logical and pattern based than most realise writes Satyen K. Bordoloi. One of the strangest things I find in the era of Artificial Intelligence is people’s surprise at the ‘emergent properties’ of AI. Though Google’s Bard was not taught Bengali, as per CEO Sunder Pichai, it taught itself the language. People – including Pichai, called it magic, proof of AI’s awesome power. A proof of mathematics found in nature is the skin of giant pufferfish that exhibits a Turing pattern, which can be…